ThisBLOGIsDefinitely NotAboutAGirl


brootalrob:

whenitallcomescrashing:

geeky-leviathan:

lordvoldemort-:

huntingofthesnark:

lordvoldemort-:

Brb, losing followers.

OH WOW

I just saw this about a dozen times on my dashboard

From people you follow too

AND LOOK

MAGICALLY

You post it

Oh, really?

How are you so sure I follow them?

Actually, I don’t care.

I came across this on photobucket so you can keep talking shit.

SLICIN’ UP EYEBALLS! AH HA HA HA!

DE-BASE-ER!

I do not know why, but i like this.

I dont think this is real

this is going to make melissa puke





brootalrob:

artydani:

SWEEEET \m/

thefrogman:

(via kirp)

That’s recycled metal…did Metallica put out a new album?

thats me on a daily basis

this is hilarious.


what a

day.


melissa-meister:

Just tell me “You’ll be fine”
“You’ll be fine”
I’ll be fine
And I’ll believe every word that passes through your lips
Even though you will never
Take in a word out of
Mine

thats cool.

Via A window into my mind

Desolate Earth: The End is Near

You said there was nothing left down here
Well i roamed this wasteland and I found something
A fragment of the glass of my brother’s mask
What have I done?
Spewed the  blood of my own?
betrayed thee who betrayed me?
Have i done wrong?
Who’s who and who’s me and who’s done who wrong? 
These are the questions you’ll ask yourself
The projectionist however will never ask this question
for I have stopped this thought
If still you wonder who I am
time will come


I was driving out of their as fast as a camery could

Come back!
Why the hell would they leave the car?!
The projectionist looked after the stenographer and the elephan man
stumbling and tumbling over each other
wondering to himself
where the hell did they come from?
At this point whacko jacko appeared from behind the driver seat
brandishing a box
he stole the elephan man’s bones!
The projectionist confides in Whacko Jacko of what a horrible thing they have done
Whacko Jacko runs.
The projectionist doubles back
in search of his brother
the silent cartographer speaks


oliviacarter:

jayarrghh:

oliviacarter:

jayarrghh:

oliviacarter:

jayarrghh:

oliviacarter:

Sometimes I feel like my life needs to be documented through video.

are you the olivia i was supposed to date? hahahaha the one that i had driving hours with? lmao FLICKR??

HAHAHAHA. omg, i didn’t even make that connection until now. so. weird.

ha! we meet again! xD

Tony will love to hear about this.

haha yea i got my license though so i wont be seeing him..

well lucky you (:

how close are you??

Via bahdaboom bahdaboom

oliviacarter:

jayarrghh:

oliviacarter:

jayarrghh:

oliviacarter:

Sometimes I feel like my life needs to be documented through video.

are you the olivia i was supposed to date? hahahaha the one that i had driving hours with? lmao FLICKR??

HAHAHAHA. omg, i didn’t even make that connection until now. so. weird.

ha! we meet again! xD

Tony will love to hear about this.

haha yea i got my license though so i wont be seeing him..

Via bahdaboom bahdaboom

oliviacarter:

jayarrghh:

oliviacarter:

Sometimes I feel like my life needs to be documented through video.

are you the olivia i was supposed to date? hahahaha the one that i had driving hours with? lmao FLICKR??

HAHAHAHA. omg, i didn’t even make that connection until now. so. weird.

ha! we meet again! xD

Via bahdaboom bahdaboom

oliviacarter:

Sometimes I feel like my life needs to be documented through video.

are you the olivia i was supposed to date? hahahaha the one that i had driving hours with? lmao FLICKR??

Via bahdaboom bahdaboom

It really sucks how all the cute boys around here are from the RI and MA area.

schprettywrds:

dsap:

schprettywrds:

Ugh, fuck me.

actually, i live right here in ct lmfao

hahahaha except you of course devan. :) <3

yea if i could move to connecticut for you i would but I gotta keep em wanting more ;-) hahahahahahaha jk jk

Via water in my lungs

FWD:


I got 99 problems, and they all bitches

The projectionist says to himself
trudging back to the car
It was a prolonged hike back
Pensive of the events leading up to that moment
How could he be so blind
bamboozled by someone so close yet, so far
as the cliche hit him
so did the car
Entering
Driving
Stopping
Exiting
Bodies dumped
The priest and the pimp and the gourmand are in for an unremitting ordeal
of torture and agony
the fields of misery
await


Just walk until you reach those long steel tracks

And all the years of giving in
rushed through his head again
kindling a flame within
he wants to lay
his weary legs to rest
but how could he
how should he
why would he
he’s smarter than that
He knows the ol’ projectionist better than he thinks


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